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scurvyknaveryOriginally posted 23 February, 2007.
Title: If the Colonial Fleet Ever Finds Earth, They'd do Well to Take up Beet Farming
Fandom: The Office
Spoilers: Vague ones for 3.17, Business School, and unspoiled spec for Battlestar Galactica past 3.15, A Day in the Life
Word Count: 336
Pairing: Dwight/Angela
Rating: PG
Summary: Four moments in Dwight and Angela's relationship that involved Battlestar Galactica.
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
1. the cylons were created by man
The Friday night after Dwight kissed her for the first time, Angela went straight from work to the video store down by her house. (Even though they hired too many teenagers, and one time she tried to rent "The Passion of the Christ" and the girl serving her was pregnant, probably out of wedlock.) She went straight to the section with the TV shows on DVD, rented the entire series of Battlestar Galactica, and watched them all that weekend.
Which meant that the Friday night after that, when Jim Halpert glued everything on Dwight's desk to the ceiling above his workstation, Angela could pat Dwight's arm, and quietly joke that maybe Jim was a cylon.
Dwight looked so happy, she thought she might never stop smiling.
2. they evolved
The night they first consummated their love began when Angela rested her hands on his chest and smiled up at him. "Dwight," she said, "Let me be the Starbuck to your Apollo?"
Dwight just covered her hands with his, and Angela couldn't help but notice how handsome he looked smiling down at her. "Monkey. Starbuck is the best viper pilot the colonial fleet has ever seen. But she's nowhere near as much of a lady as you are."
Angela couldn't help but blush, as she reached for the buttons on her blouse. He was such a gentleman.
3. there are many copies
The week before their second Valentine's Day together, Angela surreptitiously spent a whole hour of company time on EBay, bidding on a set of genuine replicas of William Adama's rank pins, for Dwight's collar.
The night she gave them to him, she bit her lip and called him "Admiral," and he spent the rest of the evening calling her "Madame President."
It was the best sex she'd ever had.
4. and they have a plan
The night when Bill Adama and Laura Roslin kissed on screen for the first time, was the same night that Dwight proposed.
Clearly, Angela thought to herself, as she smiled and accepted his ring, Dwight was right.
Only an idiot wouldn't watch Battlestar Galactica.
Title: If the Colonial Fleet Ever Finds Earth, They'd do Well to Take up Beet Farming
Fandom: The Office
Spoilers: Vague ones for 3.17, Business School, and unspoiled spec for Battlestar Galactica past 3.15, A Day in the Life
Word Count: 336
Pairing: Dwight/Angela
Rating: PG
Summary: Four moments in Dwight and Angela's relationship that involved Battlestar Galactica.
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
1. the cylons were created by man
The Friday night after Dwight kissed her for the first time, Angela went straight from work to the video store down by her house. (Even though they hired too many teenagers, and one time she tried to rent "The Passion of the Christ" and the girl serving her was pregnant, probably out of wedlock.) She went straight to the section with the TV shows on DVD, rented the entire series of Battlestar Galactica, and watched them all that weekend.
Which meant that the Friday night after that, when Jim Halpert glued everything on Dwight's desk to the ceiling above his workstation, Angela could pat Dwight's arm, and quietly joke that maybe Jim was a cylon.
Dwight looked so happy, she thought she might never stop smiling.
2. they evolved
The night they first consummated their love began when Angela rested her hands on his chest and smiled up at him. "Dwight," she said, "Let me be the Starbuck to your Apollo?"
Dwight just covered her hands with his, and Angela couldn't help but notice how handsome he looked smiling down at her. "Monkey. Starbuck is the best viper pilot the colonial fleet has ever seen. But she's nowhere near as much of a lady as you are."
Angela couldn't help but blush, as she reached for the buttons on her blouse. He was such a gentleman.
3. there are many copies
The week before their second Valentine's Day together, Angela surreptitiously spent a whole hour of company time on EBay, bidding on a set of genuine replicas of William Adama's rank pins, for Dwight's collar.
The night she gave them to him, she bit her lip and called him "Admiral," and he spent the rest of the evening calling her "Madame President."
It was the best sex she'd ever had.
4. and they have a plan
The night when Bill Adama and Laura Roslin kissed on screen for the first time, was the same night that Dwight proposed.
Clearly, Angela thought to herself, as she smiled and accepted his ring, Dwight was right.
Only an idiot wouldn't watch Battlestar Galactica.